i’ve been playing minecraft recently and it’s the first time i’ve actually been able to do a survival mode run for more than like 5 seconds lol
you are powerful and dominating and you can conquer the world
seeing the world from a whole new perspective tbh
"i really want a fic that has
*spends 2500 words describing exactly how the fic will play out and how the world is constructed differently than it is in canon and the effects that will have on the characters*
omg someone pleeeeasseeee write this!”
didn’t… didn’t you just write it just then? is that… not what…? hmm.
i got a new boxspring and mattress today and it’s just an inch or two higher than my old ones but it still feels like i’m on a skyscraper
A Profile of Americans’ Media Use and Political Socialization Effects: television and the Internet’s relationship to social connectedness in the USA ― Daniel German & Caitlin Lally
There are more “non-humans” on TV than women. Talk about unequal gender representation in the media.
Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing
but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work
and they super do not see the irony in that
the english word “late” and the german word “lässig” come from the same proto indo european root, but the english word implies that you’re a slacker and bad at keeping a schedule while the german one is slang for “cool” language is weird
the only thing better than boys is naked boys
4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
Football teams are literally fandoms for dads, and fantasy leauges are the shipping
i appreciate My Chemical Romance song titles better if i put “Mom” at the end of them
“It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Fucking Deathwish, Mom”
“I Never Told You What I Do for a Living, Mom”
“This Is How I Disappear, Mom”
"I Don’t Love You, Mom"