i have been stuck in a buzzfeed video abyss for like 3 days now



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(◡‿◡✿) i like your butt - chris evans



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#chris evans #good god


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#BAD. ASS.

alloftheveganfood:

Vegan Burger Round Up (all from Zsu’z Vegan Pantry)

Irish Burger

Pizza Burger

Thanksgiving Burger

Fajita Burger

Eggplant Sriracha BBQ Burger

Ethiopian Sweet Potato & Peanut Burger

Oolong Banh Mi Burger

California Burger

Portobello Adobo Burger

Ghoulish Burgers



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#vegan #good god damn

sabubu91:

rideitslut:

rural-mom:

stonecoldstunning:

men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us

image

have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh



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ppmaq:

Bara damaged me



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#this would be me if i could draw
tastefullyoffensive:

The Wisconsin Humane Society is really good at naming kittens. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

The Wisconsin Humane Society is really good at naming kittens. [via]



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tamorapierce:

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Ferguson residents return for another day of protesting to find that overnight the police had ripped up their signs and threw them in the dumpster. 

September 27th

I don’t know which is worse—ripped up signs, or bands in support of Darren Wilson.



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#pokemon
tastefullyoffensive:

[soupoder]

tastefullyoffensive:

[soupoder]



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duncantargaryen:



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#i mean you could tell he was gonna be cute when he got older #but this is too much #harry potter
thefrogman:

Doodle Time by Sarah Anderson [tumblr | twitter | facebook]

thefrogman:

Doodle Time by Sarah Anderson [tumblr | twitter | facebook]



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#about me


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lesserjoke:

Hey, tumblinguists: why does the sentence “I wish you don’t fall in the mud” sound odd, when “I hope you don’t fall in the mud” doesn’t? And how would you rephrase the first sentence without changing the main verb?

The best explanation I can come up with is that the verb “wish” selects for the subjunctive mood, and I guess there isn’t really a subjunctive form of “don’t.” I’m not sure about the paraphrase, though. “I wish you would fall in the mud” sounds fine for expressing a desired future event, but “I wish you wouldn’t fall in the mud” sounds more a desired (negative) habitual event to me.

Can you use the word “wish” to express a negative future desire?

I think your explanation makes perfect sense. I can’t think of a sentence that uses the structure “I wish you ___” that meets all the criteria you’re trying to cover (negative, non-habitual, future). 

"I wish you wouldn’t fall in the mud," is the closest thing, but, like you said, it sounds like someone who is/has been repeatedly falling in the mud rather than someone who may at some point in the future fall in the mud.

There’s something coded into the word “wish” that signifies that it cannot be both future and negative that the word “hope” doesn’t have, at least in English. I’m curious to see if the same is true in other languages, too, as English, if I’m not mistaken, is pretty unique in its use of a do-support system.



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#linguistics
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